Friday, November 22, 2013

I Have to run!

I have to run tomorrow...... in the freezing cold...... on asphalt........ for 45 min.  Not only do I have to run tomorrow I have to run every day for the next 6 days.

Jay told me today, this is what it is going take to get to my goal.... hmmmmm REALLY?  I can think of much better things to do........ fly somewhere really hot and just lay on the beach and let the sweat/fat drip off my body,  watch a hilarious movie and jiggle the body fat off, suck helium... that MUST make you lighter right?  Coffee enema, laxative protein smoothie?

I have been having anxiety all day since hearing I have to run.... outside.... in the cold.....for 45 min.  I know what you are saying "it could be worse" "at least you have two legs to run with" "I love to run what's the big deal?"  Well if you could pick the worst thing for me to do to exercise........ it would be; run on asphalt....... worse........ would be for 45 min.... EVEN WORSE!........outside in the cold!!! Do you know what it feels like at 18 degrees to a girl that has lost 100 lbs of insulation? It feels like 20 below zero!  It feels like everything is going to freeze and fall off my body!!! HA HA!! That is what he is trying to do!  freeze my appendages and have them FALL OFF!  Good plan Mr. Altman, good plan!!!!

I WILL run tomorrow..... on the asphalt.....in the cold....... for 45 min..... I WILL..... UNTIL - I - WIN!

good day,

Jen


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