Random thoughts from a former fat girl

Okay lets have some fun, I need to get myself to laugh.  These are the stupid things that run through my brain occasionally, okay maybe more than occasionally..........

• Where does the fat go?  No really where does 100lbs of fat go?? I've had some poop that floats, must be fat in that right?
• How much is really a cup? things like raspberries. does it mean tossed into a cup? Because if I "firmly packed" them I could fit a WHOLE lot of them into a cup.  Same thing with blueberries and strawberries! 
• How much does your poop weigh? - I seriously think a colon can hold 2-3 lbs.  which could make or break my final goal day.  - sorry Mom, she hates the word poop! 
• Future smell-a-vision: Would it be possible to one day pipe scents through your TV or computer?  It would be an awesome way to curb those hunger attacks without actually having the food in your house.  Think about it.......bacon -mmmmm if you could just smell some bacon cooking.........and maybe add in a juicy burger, can you imagine that smell right now? I know your mouth is starting to water, now add in...... a piece of chocolate cake! ahhhh yes! Oh my gosh I just invented smell -a -vision "curb your appetite without all the calories" okay I feel better urge over! 
• Actual packaging: What if they acctually packaged food for what it really is, would people still want to buy it?  Like - vegetable oil could say "high cholesterol in a bottle" or a can of Red Bull - "anxiety, diabetes, high blood pressure and gut rot in a can" okay I know some of our are not laughing right now, your actually a little ticked off at me that I put a damper on your red bull, it's OKAY we ALL have our thing! 
• When your exercising: and your working so hard it feels like your lungs are bleeding....... are they actually bleeding? My trainer says no don't be silly, but I think he's totally wrong on this one, I can FEEL the droplets as they enter my mouth and want to hack up my lung!
• At almost the age of 40 when performing "sumo squat to chair" and your trainer is yelling "get your butt lower" - does that mean if I dislocate my hip I get out of ever doing them again?
• Why when trainers say "10 more seconds"...... it's really more like 15 or 18 more seconds, do they do that just to get every little bit out of you?  I would NEVER do that! hahahaha!

Okay everybody have a good day! I am feeling much better! Rock on to our goals!!!!